A random phone call....

Me: Hello?
Caller: Hi! This is Jason!
Me: Who is Jason?!
Caller: Erm, your friend's friend?
Me: (Thinking I could have heard 'Jaron' as 'Jason) Oooh! Wassup?
Caller: How have you been?
Me: Ok ah! Sorry lei, my Watsapp got problem, so I went out of the Group Chat.
Caller: Huh? I am Weisheng's friend lei.
Me: Who is Weisheng?! Orh!! Secondary School de ah? That Basketball de?? Eh... So do I know you??
Caller: I mean I mean Song Yong's friend!
Me: Wah Lau eh, who are you really?!?!
Caller: I am Jason, the financial planner taking over Song Yong.
Me: OIC! So how is Song Yong ah?? He MIA le ah?
Caller: Erm, he left for his own business.
Me: Whoa, so cool! Why he suddenly "dumped" me huh?
Caller: Haha! So now I am to pick you up!
Me: Too bad~ I am taken!

...... and our conversation continued.